I met a girl
oh, she’s beautiful-everyone loves her.
The ladies are green with envy
and the gentlemen offer their arms-
only an arm,
and her sea green skin is the most lovely thing you’ll ever see
but don’t touch.
Those jasmine eyes sparkle
blinding everyone around her.
Yes, I know what she looks like
I know who she is
I think I’m going to ask her to marry me.
How lucky a woman!
Crying with happiness, shaking in joy
I wonder how much the diamond will cost?
Oh thank you, thank you
all the congratulations!
I grab her hand, for now I can
and pose for the picture I will hang in my office
as soon as the promotion comes along
I’m ready for the change,
I’ve had enough of green this spring.