"Crystal Clear Conundrum"
Updated: Jan 28, 2021
I d
r
o
p
my glasses behind the dresser.
lOOk! see there? That might be them.
if I can just reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach…
dang. That’s the lamp plug.
Pitch dark.
And I can’t see the cord
to turn the lamp back on. Off. On. Off.
To reach my glasses
to see the lamp cord.
I’ll just mo ve the whole thing.
Pick up
and down.
ow!
on my toe.
Its broken.
I need to go to the hospital.
But to drive, I need my glasses
behind the pitch black
dresser.
Toe smasher.
If I drive without my glasses
it guarantees
tickets and crashes.
I need my glasses.
I told the cop it was all an
accident.